viernes, 5 de febrero de 2010

SABIAS CU�N DIFICIL ES HABLAR INGL�S?


ESTA ES LA RAZ�N POR LA CU�L LA MAYORIA DE LAS PERSONAS SON INCAPACES DE HABLAR O ENTENDER EL INGL�S!!!



La prueba consta de tres m�dulos:


MODULO B�SICO I

En Espa�ol: Tres brujas miran tres relojes Swatch. �Cu�l bruja mira cual reloj?

En ingl�s: Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch?



MODULO AVANZADO II


En Espa�ol: Tres brujas 'travestis' miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch. �Cu�l bruja travesti mira los botones de cual reloj Swatch?

En ingl�s: Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?



ESTE ES PARA MASTERS III

En Espa�ol: Tres brujas suecas transexuales miran los botones de tres relojes Swatch suizos.. �Cu�l bruja sueca transexual mira cual boton de cual reloj Swatch suizo?

En ingl�s: Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch switch?

Y LUEGO DICEN QUE EL INGL�S ES FACIL...

KISSES

jueves, 4 de febrero de 2010

FRIO Y MAS FRIO

Im�genes de los alrededores de mi poblado en M�xico..despues de 72 hrs de lluvia, fuertes vientos y algo de frio

Perd�n por la calidad, las fotos no son de mi autor�a y son de un celular...pero quer�a ilustrar el clima a unos km del D. F. (para los que creen que en M�xico solo hay palmeras, playas y selva tropical)

martes, 2 de febrero de 2010

TEXTO DE STAR WARS

NUNCA SE LES OCURRIO PREGUNTARSE A DONDE IBAN LAS LETRAS VIAJERAS EN EL ESPACIO EN STAR WARS, AQUELLAS DONDE SE EXPLICABAN LOS ACONTECIEMIENTOS?

HAY GENTE QUE SE LO PREGUNTO Y AHORA NOS LO EXPLICAN CON ESTE VIDEO

AGRADECEMOS AL ENTERPRISE!

VIA: MENEAME

lunes, 4 de enero de 2010

EL CHISTE DE NO Y YO TAMPOCO

Andando aqui y all� llegue al Reino de Mondongo y me encontre con este fin�simo chiste!!!...o es que soy muy simple...

Si ya se...soy muy simple!!..no digan mas..no abarroten de comentarios...

Feliz 2010 a todos los que siempre me leen y a los que no, tambien feliz a�o!!

viernes, 11 de diciembre de 2009

SONIDOS PARA USAR EN LA SALA DE XAT

Pega cualquiera de estos y los oir�s sonar

#44
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#accessdeniedfemale
#accessdeniedmale
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#airbrake2
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#aoogahorn2
#applausesmall
#arrowhit
#babyrattle
#balloonblowout
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#balloonstretchsnap
#bangecho
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#bookpages
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#boxingbellmulti
#breakplate
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#buzzer
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#buzzer5
#buzzerheavy
#buzzthroughloud
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#camel
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#camerashutter
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#cannedlaugh2
#cannon
#caralarm
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#cardoording
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#carhornold2
#carhornshort
#carhorntwice
#carscreech
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#carscreechstop
#carstart
#cartooncharge
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#cartoonyahoo
#cashregister
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#catmeow2
#catscream
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#catyell
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#chaching
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#cicadachirp2
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#dogbark2
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#doorbell
#doorbell2
#doorbell3
#doorcreak
#doorcreak2
#doorcreak3
#dooropen
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#dotmatrix3
#doubleclick
#dovefly
#drain
#dream
#drillshort
#dropinwater
#duckquack
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#eagle
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#eatlikeapig
#electricalcurrent2
#electricarc
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#electronicheart
#electronicping
#eleoogahorn
#elephant
#elephant2
#elevator
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#error
#explode
#explosion
#explosion2
#F15
#fall
#fall2
#fanfare
#fanfare2
#fart
#fart2
#fart3
#fart4
#fasttalk
#faucet
#fight
#fightmotion
#fill
#firetrucksiren2
#fireworkfire
#fireworks
#fireworksparklepop
#fishingreel
#flagpole
#flashbulb
#flashbulbs
#flashbulbs2
#flatline2
#flicklighter
#flushtoilet
#fly
#flyacross
#flymetal
#foghorn
#foghorn2
#freezerdoor
#frog2
#funnycarburnout
#fuse
#futurebeep
#futurebeep2
#futurebeep3
#gavel
#giantalienlaugh
#giddylaugh
#glassbreak
#glassbreaking
#goaway
#golfball
#goodbyefemale
#goodbyemale
#goodmorningfemale
#goopy
#gotaproblem
#gotgas
#gotmailrap
#gotmailrap2
#gotmega
#gravelwalk
#groan2
#grow
#grow2
#gunfight2
#gunshots3
#hallelujah
#hammer
#handbellchristmas
#happynewyear
#happythanksgiving
#hardknock
#harp
#heartbeat3
#heartmonitorbeep
#hellobaby
#highpitchsqueal
#hisexy
#hiss
#hithard
#hockeystick
#hohoho
#hornwarning
#horsegallop2
#horseneigh
#horseneigh2
#horserun
#horsesrun
#howl2
#huh
#hurryup
#hurtdog
#iceglass
#iloveyoufemale
#iloveyoumale
#implosion
#implosion2
#indiancall
#indiancall2
#indiandrums
#inhale
#insidejet
#interference
#intruderalert
#invaliduser
#jaildoorclose
#jaildoorclose2
#jarlidtwist
#jelly
#jetpass
#jetstart2
#jetstart3

#jokedrum
#keylock
#keys
#kick
#kickass
#kickdoor
#kickdoordown
#kidscheer
#kidsscream
#kiss
#kiss2
#knockdoor
#knockhard
#ladder
#laserfire
#laserfire2
#laserfire3
#lasersword
#lasersword2
#laughcartoon
#laughingman
#laughingman2
#laughingman3
#laughingman4
#laughingman6
#laughingman7
#laughslow
#launchexplode
#lick
#lick2
#lion
#lion2
#lionscream
#liquidblast
#loadclip
#luger
#lumbercrash
#m16
#m16singleshot
#m80
#machinegun
#machineshutdown
#magic
#manwah
#match
#meatsizzle
#merrychristmaself
#metal
#metal2
#metalclang
#metaldooropen
#metalspecial
#metronome
#mice
#missilebeep
#missilebeep2
#missilebeep3
#modem
#monitorflatline
#morsecode
#motorcycle
#mouse
#mousesqueak
#movieend
#musicalhorn
#muzzleloadshot
#navywhistle
#niceday
#nightingale
#officephone
#ohhh
#oldcarhorn
#oldphone
#oldphonering2
#outboard
#ovendoor
#ow
#owl
#pageturn
#paintcanclickfast
#pan
#pant
#panther
#paperturnquick
#parrott
#partyhorn
#pasqueal
#peellongrubber
#peelshortrubber
#penclick
#phonebusy
#phonepickup
#phonering
#pianosmash
#pig
#pigeon
#pinball
#ping
#pipebang
#pissmiss

#pistolshot
#planeidle
#planelow
#platebreak
#platesilverware
#ploop
#policebullhorn
#poolballhit
#poolbreak
#poolpocket
#poolsplash
#pop2
#pop3
#poptop
#potsandpans
#pourbeer
#poursoda
#poweroff
#poweron
#puke
#pukewet
#punch
#punch123
#punch5
#punchhard
#pushpin
#racecar
#radarping
#radioadjustecho
#radiobeep
#raspberryfart
#rattlespray
#reversecymbal
#rifleshotecho
#ringbellmedium
#ringbellsmall
#ringbellsmall2
#robotarm
#rockdoor
#rooster
#ropestretch
#rundoorslam
#runtowards
#safeclose
#saxophone
#scarycartoon
#scarynote
#schoolbellshort
#scratchneedle
#scratchneedlelong
#scream
#screamman
#screamshort
#screamshutup
#screamwhat
#screendoor
#screendoorclose
#shakerolldice
#sheep
#shockperson
#shootglass
#shortbeeptone
#shotclockhorn
#shotgun
#shotgun2
#showercurtain
#shrink
#shutdowninprocess
#shutupmexican
#silvercoin
#singlegunshot
#sirenhorn
#slambigdoor
#slap
#slash
#slice
#sliderock
#slowlaugh
#slurp
#slurpfast
#slurping
#smallbell
#smallchimes
#smallgiggle
#smallwaterfall
#smash
#snakehiss
#snaredrumroll
#sneeze
#sneezewoman
#snore
#snore2
#sodatwistoff
#spaceball
#spacebeep
#sparkle
#sparrow
#specialgift
#spin
#splat

#spookylaugh
#spraybottle
#spraypaint
#spurssteps4
#squeaky
#squeaky2
#stapler
#startinggate
#static
#staticlong
#stumblebreak
#success
#suck
#suck2
#swing
#sword
#t.t
#takeone
#tapetearoff
#tearcloth
#telegraph
#tennis
#thankyoufemale
#thankyoumale
#thunderrumble2
#tincan
#tireblowout
#tiresquealcorner
#tminus
#toasterpopup
#toytrainhorn
#traffichorns
#trafficjam
#trainhorn
#trainpassfast
#trashcan
#trashcan2
#triangle
#triangle2
#truckairhorn
#truckbrake
#truckhorn
#trumpet
#tugboathorn
#turkey
#turnofftv
#turnontv
#typewriter
#typewriterding
#typewritershift
#ugh
#uhohcomputer
#uhohcomputer2
#uhohcomputer3
#uncork
#underwater
#urconnected
#voicesample
#vwhorn
#walkhall
#warning
#warningbass
#waterballoon
#waterflow
#waterflow2
#wawaahorn
#weatherwarning
#welcomefemale
#welcomewindows2k
#welder2
#whip
#whip2
#whipcrack
#whiskaway
#whistleblow
#whistleblowhere
#whistledown
#whistlehere
#whistleshort
#whistlesparkle
#whistleup
#whistlewolf
#wildcat
#wildcat2
#windchandelier
#windowclose
#windows2kgoodbye
#windowslide
#windup
#witchlaugh
#womancry
#womanlaugh
#womanscream
#womansneeze
#woodplaner
#woodsplinter
#write
#wronganswer
#wronganswer2
#wrongnumbertone
#xpgoodbye

#xylophone
#yawn
#yougotcheesypoofs
#yougotmailscary
#yougotmailwhispered
#zipper
#zoom
#zoomaway

Mas diversion que nunca!!!!